🌲 “I am no longer Dwight. I am Recyclops’s cousin… Forest Shroot.”
Pop! Dwight #907 emerges from The Office wilds in full hay king mode — complete with bushy beard, survival staff, and that iconic crown of leaves and twigs. Ready to reign over Schrute Farms or lead a very awkward team-building exercise, this Dwight is all bark, no chill.

Perfect for fans of beet-farming brilliance, bizarre costume changes, and people who’ve seriously considered living off the grid (but still need Wi-Fi).

🪓 Bonus: Comes with 110% more forest energy than any assistant to the regional manager.