Introducing Thor, God of Thunder and King of Cool. With his black armor, stormy attitude, and that battle-earned eyepatch, this Asgardian’s not just here to smite—he’s here to slay. Whether he's summoning lightning or awkwardly riding the Bifrost like an intergalactic Uber, this Thor means business. Beard? Glorious. Biceps? Outrageous. Eyepatch? 10/10 pirate vibes. Loki’s jealous, and frankly, so are we.