🚀 Dinosaurs? Check. Hawaiian shirt? Check. Expert pilot with a sarcastic streak and a heart of gold? Double check. Meet Hoban “Wash” Washburne #137, the leaf-on-the-wind from Firefly. With his signature laid-back style, plastic dino in hand, and that perpetually bemused expression, Wash is ready to steer your shelf through Reaver-infested space—or at least keep it looking cool and quirky.

A must-have for Browncoats, sci-fi nerds, or anyone who believes spaceships fly better with a T-Rex co-pilot.