He’s green, he’s mean (mostly grumpy), and now he’s armored up! Shrek has swapped swamp casual for full-on ogre-knight chic, ready to throw down with dragons, duel Lord Farquaad, or just protect his onions. With a smirk that screams “I’m too old for this fairytale nonsense,” this figure is the ultimate blend of charm, chaos, and medieval mayhem. Warning: smells slightly of swamp and sass.