🧟‍♂️ He’s not much of a talker. Or a walker. Or a biter.
Straight from The Walking Dead and Michonne’s very exclusive petting zoo — meet Pet 2! He’s got no arms, no jaw, and absolutely no personal space issues. But hey, he’s loyal, low-maintenance, and makes one heck of a bodyguard (as long as you don't mind a little drool and blood splatter).

Perfect for apocalypse preppers, walker wranglers, or collectors who like their vinyl figures undead, unarmed, and unusually well-behaved.

⚠️ Does not fetch. Or speak. Or eat. Mostly just vibes.